Tag Archives: dating

A Perverts Guide To Sex

In case you didn’t notice this yet: WE LIKE PUSSY. Unfortunately, we are jaded porn hounds and we don’t have the time to be doing the vanilla dating thing. When you are used to having pornstars just walk into your office and fuck you because that is their JOB, how are you supposed to be [...]

When Porno Dan Isn’t Fucking: this is how he get’s laid!!

I have to tell you guys that PornoDan is one horny bastard. The guy is busting out 2-3 nuts a day on straightdownthetubes, but I noticed whenever he wasn’t fucking he was glued to his computer screen. What is he looking to do? Believe it or not: Find more pussy!! Even since Dan signed up [...]