In case you didn’t notice this yet: WE LIKE PUSSY. Unfortunately, we are jaded porn hounds and we don’t have the time to be doing the vanilla dating thing. When you are used to having pornstars just walk into your office and fuck you because that is their JOB, how are you supposed to be going back to picking up secretaries at Applebee’s during happy hour?

You can’t!! That is why you have to just cut through the bullshit, facebook politics, twittering nonsense and get straight down to business: PEOPLE WHO HAVE CREATED PROFILES FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GET LAID!!!

That is why we decided to put together our awesome guide to getting laid online. Right now it is just a comparison of Adult FriendFinder vs. Sexsearch (both solid dating sites), but we have plans to expand WAY beyond this to cover everything filthy that you can be doing online.

Stop pulling the pud and BE SOMEBODY and get laid online NOW!!